Oh, it’s eleven and I haven’t blogged yet. This should be fun.
So today was a day.
Do bloggers ever just blog about how their days were? What is a blog even. Is it a snapshot into a person’s life, and a glimpse into how they view the world? Is it supposed to be informative or entertaining or insightful or. . . what?
I’m still figuring this out honestly. The goal is to write what’s on my mind, and to do something that might also be entertaining for others, but I still have a pretty rough definition of what a blog actually is; so I guess we’ll figure this out together.
So I guess if we’re going the whole, “Snapshot of my life” direction here’s how my day went:
I woke up with a start, my roommates alarm went off with the sound of an anthrax alarm being blown in my ear. I look at the clock, 6:00 A.M. . . I drift off back to sleep, i’m not supposed to be up for another hour. At eight I woke up again. . . I overslept.
I guess that’s why my roommates alarm sounds like an F6 Tornado Siren.
My roommates name is T-Jay. He’s nice.
After hustling to get ready since I was running a tad late, (In this situation I didn’t actually hustle. I just walked to the closet and put on clothes like a human. Well, I may have put on my jeans vigorously, but i wasn’t really in a rush.) I got in my car and ran to a place called VISION, or SIGHT, or EYEBALLS OF AMERICA; It was an optometrist, I can’t remember what the place was called. I got my vision tested and a prescription was made. I walked out of there with my wallet a little lighter, but my future a little clearer.
Clearer because I’ll be wearing glasses. You get it? DO YOU GET I-
After that I went to Starbucks; or as us coffee drinking pedantic millennial’s like to call it: “The S.B.” . . . Well actually only I call it that. Only this pedantic Millennial says that.
Starbucks is my haven. I’ve been going there the past few days to study my textbooks and write silly papers on why I think pointless characters in pointless plays did pointless actions that I don’t care about. And then I need to pretend that I found meaning in the pointlessness.
Maybe that’s a profound thing though; you have to find meaning in even the most mundane things in life.
Yeah just kidding it’s stupid.
After doing my incredibly fulfilling and absolutely not a waste of time school work I went to church. That’s what you do in Tulsa, you go to church five times a week. Then if you went to church in the afternoon, you can go to it again in the evening. Then your church friends invite you to church functions that are at other churches and you get all networked together in a spiderweb of JESUS. . . Yeah that whole paragraph sounded really sarcastic, but i actually love going to church all the time. It’s fun being caught in the Jesus web.
I may be making a lot more spider allusions because I’m currently in the process of watching Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse again. I’m going to post a review of it tomorrow praising it for it’s fantastic-ness. I was going to do that today but I didn’t have time due to all the Jesus praising paper writing adventure.
Wow, I didn’t mean to write that much. look at all those Paragraphs. . . Amazing.